Funny Things Second Graders Say

In my days as a second grade teacher, I have heard some mighty funny things (and often times shocking) come out of their mouths, but today might take the cake!

One of my mild mannered little girls told someone from another class....

"Girl, I'm gonna snatch that weave out yo head!"

Priceless! I can not make these things up! Someday, when I write my book of all the crazy things that have happened in second grade over the years, that just might be my title. And you better buy my book, because if you don't...well....see above!